Around 3:00 today I called to check on Rachel when I was at my job. She told me she had nothing to wear. "Really," I said, trying not to sound too sarcastic. She said, well, nothing that inspires her. I really think she's decided to just skip the tween stage and go right to teen. I mean, she was still in her pajamas at 3:00. And these are pictures of her closet. Nothing to wear?